So, you know how everyone says things like "Woah, that's wicked!", "That's sick!", "That's ghetto!", "That's ninja!", "That's beast!", "That's boss!", and "That's what she said!"? Strangely, we have a lot of these crazy adjectives to describe AWESOME things, but not too many negative ones. I mean, off the top of my head, I can think of "That's gay", which is mildly offensive anyway. I think we are long overdue for a new adjective to describe the supreme suckiness of the world. Then, I had an idea! Let's say PANTS! From now on, instead of referring to things as Gay, I am going to say Pants. Yes, pants. Who's with me?
So, if we've had a decent chat before, you will know that I tend to use some weird expressions. Well, maybe WEIRD isn't the right word. More like ridiculous. I use these phrases which no one else ever uses.. Just really cheesy ones. Like "Sounds like a plan, Jan!" or "Aren't you just the cat's meow?" or "Whatever bakes your cakes!" I don't even know why I do it.. I just do. I guess it's one of the many lovable things about me! As of recent, certain people have begun print screening my expressions when I say them.. I think the plan is to make a collage of all of the silly things I say. Well, we'll see how that turns out... I woke up late today, so I have A LOT of baking to do.. And cupcakes to frost!
When I am finished baking, I will post the pictures at the end of this post.. So check back tonight if you want to witness the outcome of the FIRST EVER WEEKEND BAKING EXTRAVAGINA.
Oh, crap. Did it again.
<333 you all (except you, dumbass).. and just remember that curiosity kills.
Smoky Panther, out.
saying "Thats gay" is MILDLY offensive. **shaking head**
ReplyDeleteOh, and also, I think someone just lost a reader.
ReplyDeleteYou are totally pants.. The point of this is to get people NOT to say that's gay. Jeez louise.
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