Curious, much?

So, a lot of people have been asking me, "Dylan, how did curiosity kill your boyfriend?" Well, here's all I'm going to say on the subject... I warn you, my readers, after every post that curiosity is in fact deadly. You are being curious when wondering how my boyfriend died of curiosity- perhaps too curious. Therefore, I cannot satisfy your curiosity without risking the lives of all of my devoted readers. If I did, I would have no readers left to be curious about curiosity. Due to this, I am unable to divulge the story behind the name. If I did, I would get curious about the curiosity which amounted to such a curious name! In other words, all possible outcomes would lead to certain death. All I ask is that you trust me when I say this: curiosity kills. It has recently become the #1 killer in America. It's bigger than AIDs. It's bigger than toasters. It's bigger than swarming Justin Bieber fans. Don't let it get the best of you.. It's out for blood. So hide your kids, hide your husband, hide your wife. It's killing errrrbody out there.