Alright, everyone... I need to apologize. I told an itty bitty lie two posts back, when I listed my favorite foods. My fifth favorite food is NOT fried calamari- its pickles. I love pickles. I'm like fricken SNOOKI. Except I don't suck on them like that.. that's weird. Now, I DO like fried calamari... I just prefer pickles. I forgot about them when writing the post. Does that count as a lie? Am I going to hell? Well, I never went to church so I guess I'm going to hell anyway... On the subject of this, why the hell do you go to hell for lying? Does this mean that Miley Cyrus is going to hell for telling everyone she's Hannah Montana?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!! Well, I just wanted to make it clear that I like pickles. So, for all you stalkers out there, update your "All About Dylan" journals... And for all you perverts out there, NO, NOT THOSE PICKLES!
Okay, as you may have noticed, I posted a pretty short post both today and yesterday. I've decided that I'm going to try to post something at least every day or two... just to keep everyone updated. I'll still make the long, rambling posts that I know you all love... But I feel it's important to keep the wheels churning! Alright, farewell my devoted readers!
Also, I am doing a surprise art project right now... I will post pics when I'm done.. BE EXCITED!!
<3 you all, every one. (except you, dumbass.)
Keep a lookout for curiosity over the next few days... it's at large.
Also, I'm reading Harry Potter again, and I felt the need to say this:
Why are you worrying about You Know Who?!
You should be worrying about U-No-Poo...
The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
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