Dylan Harbison and the Order of the Dictionary

So, let's talk about me. In my opinion, I'm pretty awesome. =) And modest, too! Anyway, it has come to my attention in recent... minutes, that I have been paying few posts to the supposed "main topic" of this blog- me! So, here is a post just crawling with dedication to your favorite person. (No, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. Or Tyra Banks. And if you think I'm talking about Justin Bieber, you have no place here. Leave.)

I'm talking about.... me! Okay, I may not be your favorite person, but come on... You have to like me, at least to some extent, to be reading this right now. Who reads the blog of someone they don't like?! (If you don't like me, are reading this blog, and therefore know the answer to that question, don't answer it. Thank you.)

Hm... So, I'm a writer, and I'm me, so it therefore seems likely that I will at some point write an autobiography. I've been thinking- what would that be called? When I wanted to be a talk show host, I decided I would have a show similar to Oprah called "Chillin' With Dylan". And when I wanted to be a food network star, I was going to have the show "Grillin' With Dylan". Catchy, right?! But, an autobiography doesn't come with a catchy rhyme!

Unless I turned out to be a murderer- "Killin' With Dylan"

Or a pastry chef- "Cream Fillin' With Dylan"

Or maybe a drug addict- "Pillin' With Dylan"

(Does that even make sense...?)

Here's what I'm thinking for my auto-bio:

1) Dylan Harbison and the Half-Blood Arm

2) Dylan Harbison and the Order of the Dictionary

3) Dylan Harbison and the Deathly Vermont Winters

4) Dylan Harbison and the Goblet of Coca-Cola

5) Dylan Harbison and the Prisoner of the Most Boring State

6) Dylan Harbison and the Blog Post of Secrets (Remember that!?)

7) Dylan Harbison and the .... ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... Pearl is my Birth Stone?! Okay, I'm lost on that one...

Anyway, I think those are pretty original!!!

So, now 'tis time for me to go... Hey, don't be sad! It's mostly because I want some fish sticks. But also partially because I wrote a post yesterday, and I don't want to write so much at once that all of my faithful readers can't keep up! I am also planning an AMAZING post for Thursday, A.K.A. NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY.

Alright, until then, my loves...

Curiosity.Kills. =)