Hello.
If you care to have a general idea of who I am, but don't care to spend a long time reading about me, have no fear! I've come to the rescue with this condensed versions. I guarantee you'll be out of here in 10 seconds, with your knowledge enhanced and your mind in a trance. Okay, I doubt you will really be in a trance... But it rhymes. Couldn't come up with anything else.
10 seconds... starting... now.
My name is Dylan.
I have a cat.
Her name is Beatrice.
From Shakespeare.
Because I like to read.
And write.
And paint.
And travel.
I'm obsessed with Snicker's bars
Mango sorbet
Coca-cola
And beef jerky
I'm good at math,
I like to ski
Sail
and Sleep
aaaaaaand....time. It took me 9.56 seconds to read, so I think I've succeeded. Now you know enough about me to do one of two things-
1) Leave this blog and never come back. Hey, what more do you need to know about me? No sense in reading any further!
2) Keep reading because I am obviously such an interesting person.
Ahem, ahem.
I think your choice is clear.
