Boys are Stupid

Boys, boys, boys.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Why are boys so stupid?!

I've heard countless people claim that boys "have feelings" and "are misunderstood". I've even heard people say that they "just act the way they do to impress girls". For a while, I nearly believed this nonsense. Now... not so much. You see, I've come to the conclusion that boys "are idiots". And you can quote me on that. Even if they do act like ego-maniac jerks around girls just to impress them, and are really sweet, caring, and emotional, that doesn't seem to solve anything. If guys think that acting like an asshole will impress a girl, they are even stupider than I thought.

The point is that boys are idiots, and that's that. Guys are always messing up- cheating on pretty girls with ugly girls and saying stupid things. I believe Jennifer Love Hewitt had an issue when her boyfriend decided to nickname her "Pear Ass". I mean, do you really think that is flattering? How stupid can you get?!

But maybe I'm being harsh. I guess not all boys are completely stupid. They just suffer a severe mental handicap when it comes to women. The proven, non-debatable fact is: boys are stupid when it comes to girls.

I could probably go on for ages about how guys are assholes, but in the end you have to say.. gotta love 'em. No matter how stupid they are.

I still have no sympathy if you nickname your girlfriend "Pear Ass". That's stupid in general.

Curiosity. It kills.