Ready For Your Close Up? PHOTO TIME!

So, I promised some pics when I finished my art project... and I have some to share! First, a quick look into the future...

What is this, you might ask... It is a bookshelf at Barnes and Noble. BUT not just any bookshelf! It's THE bookshelf... It is the exact location where books bearing my name on the spine will be located in a matter of years. YAY!

Now, for art...

This is the first of two beautiful collages I did today...

The second collage...

A close-up of the second collage! Awesome, huh!


I needed some new decor for my bedroom.. so I got right to it! I'm pretty crafty when I want to me. Well, chow for now! I have something extra special coming tomorrow... Get ready! And, additionally, I want to announce that next week will feature the first ever Facebook Friday! I will make a collection of the best statuses I've seen during that week, and post them... Watch out, your status could be featured next!

Always remember, curiosity kills!

Thou Shalt Not Lie!

Alright, everyone... I need to apologize. I told an itty bitty lie two posts back, when I listed my favorite foods. My fifth favorite food is NOT fried calamari- its pickles. I love pickles. I'm like fricken SNOOKI. Except I don't suck on them like that.. that's weird. Now, I DO like fried calamari... I just prefer pickles. I forgot about them when writing the post. Does that count as a lie? Am I going to hell? Well, I never went to church so I guess I'm going to hell anyway... On the subject of this, why the hell do you go to hell for lying? Does this mean that Miley Cyrus is going to hell for telling everyone she's Hannah Montana?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!! Well, I just wanted to make it clear that I like pickles. So, for all you stalkers out there, update your "All About Dylan" journals... And for all you perverts out there, NO, NOT THOSE PICKLES!

Okay, as you may have noticed, I posted a pretty short post both today and yesterday. I've decided that I'm going to try to post something at least every day or two... just to keep everyone updated. I'll still make the long, rambling posts that I know you all love... But I feel it's important to keep the wheels churning! Alright, farewell my devoted readers!

Also, I am doing a surprise art project right now... I will post pics when I'm done.. BE EXCITED!!

<3 you all, every one. (except you, dumbass.)

Keep a lookout for curiosity over the next few days... it's at large.

Also, I'm reading Harry Potter again, and I felt the need to say this:

Why are you worrying about You Know Who?!
You should be worrying about U-No-Poo...
The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

Curious, much?

So, a lot of people have been asking me, "Dylan, how did curiosity kill your boyfriend?" Well, here's all I'm going to say on the subject... I warn you, my readers, after every post that curiosity is in fact deadly. You are being curious when wondering how my boyfriend died of curiosity- perhaps too curious. Therefore, I cannot satisfy your curiosity without risking the lives of all of my devoted readers. If I did, I would have no readers left to be curious about curiosity. Due to this, I am unable to divulge the story behind the name. If I did, I would get curious about the curiosity which amounted to such a curious name! In other words, all possible outcomes would lead to certain death. All I ask is that you trust me when I say this: curiosity kills. It has recently become the #1 killer in America. It's bigger than AIDs. It's bigger than toasters. It's bigger than swarming Justin Bieber fans. Don't let it get the best of you.. It's out for blood. So hide your kids, hide your husband, hide your wife. It's killing errrrbody out there.